I hope you enjoy my blog. If not, lie to me and tell me you read it anyway.

I hope you enjoy my blog! If not, lie to me and tell me you read it anyway.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

G-POST and some randomness

Spanky has such a rough go of it, don't you think?



I mean, how much laying around can he possibly get done in one day? He has to get up super early to get his couch-laying-down time in. He is dedicated, that is for sure. I'm really jealous, I wish I was curled up with him.



And in Shoe News, how do we feel about these Pour La Victoire? I kinda love 'em, kinda don't.

  
Pour La Victoire at Shopbop

What else....? Oh yes, have you seen Jon Hamm's Vimeo on Rookie magazine? Do you even know Rookie magazine? It is for teenage girls, but really it's for the teenage girl in all of us. Think Sassy magazine (holy crap, how old am I?) just way Sassy-er.
Anyway, Jon Hamm dispenses very useful info to today's budding young adult ladies and it is mainly hysterical, heart-felt and very helpful.
Here is the link:
Rookie Magazine, Ask a Grown Man

If you have a few moments, read some of Rookie. The editor thinks of Angela Lansbury as a style icon (who doesn't?) and shows you how to make your own corsage for prom. Very useful info for anyone!

Have a great Thursday! Get off your computer and go drink some pink wine!


Friday, May 4, 2012

G-POST a day late and Elizabeth and James

Spanky and I got up really early this morning.
See:



He has been helping me study The 5 Bordeaux Classifications of the Medoc, 1855 this morning. He is like, "OMG, what is the difference between Pauillac and Margaux anyway?" Like me, he prefers Right Bank Bordeaux to Left Bank. Spanky has a great palate.

I digress.

I was like "Spanky, I don't want to look at Bordeaux anymore!!!! I want to look at the Spring/Resort 2012 Elizabeth and James look-book!" And he was like, "Roger, that!"





We both like this outfit, for several reasons:




From ShopBop. I love ShopBop.



1: Short-suits are awesome.
2. Pink is fun.
3. The versatility. The blazer would look hella awesome with a dress or jeans.
4. Spanky thinks I would look awesome walking him in the neighborhood in this outfit.

Fun, huh? I think those Olsen sisters know what they're doing. They have decided to use their Child-Star Powers for Good and not Evil. Lindsay Lohan tried to make tights for Macy's (or Nieman Marcus?) and even they turned out kinda trashy. They need to mentor her.



Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Things to File Under "Hilarious"

Look out Jennifer Lopez! You and Ice Cube 'bout to get devoured by a Giant Anaconda! Holy Moly!!!!!




OMG!!!!! It's still there!!!!! Fifteen years later!!!!!


Jennifer Lopez in Lanvin. Photo courtesy of Huffington Post
You best move back to the Bronx! It is way more safe there, for sure!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Big Night Dinner

So i know you have all been patiently awaiting for a post regarding "The Big Night" Dinner.
It was fun, I tell you that. My first Il Timpano was a success, and now that I have made it once, I can make it again fairly easily. I won't lie; I was very nervous and needed a drink and a Xanax afterwards. Hell, I needed a drink and a Xanax putting the whole thing together.
Much thanks to the BF. Could not have done it without his support, both emotionally (see comments regarding anti-depressants) and physically (that sucker weighed 30 pounds).


Me rolling out the dough. I had to move to the dining room table because I did not have enough space in the kitchen! This is a perfect excuse to build a new kitchen!
Lots of cheese, eggs, sausage, salami, meatballs, sauce......

Antipasta... Italian for "Pre-Party"

Slicing Il Timpano. My hands were shaking, for real. I felt like I was performing the coda in Black Swan. For real.


  
My guests honored Il Timpano with some bad-ass wines. That would be a Magnum of Barolo (Thanks to Uncle Ben!). And an Echezaux (Thanks to Uncle Tom!). Shut your mouth.
Cannolis!!!!! I made them myself!!!! (Shells were purchased)

Look how much fun everyone was having!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

G-POST: Spanky Shows Off His Modeling Skillz.




When I posted this picture on Instagram* a while back I got two responses:

"Draw me like one of your French girls"

"Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics just keep getting hotter"

If you have a caption of this picture, please submit it in the comment section. Spanky will be judging the best caption, whoever wins will get an actual photo autographed by Spanky. Be creative! Think outside the box!

(I'm working on the follow up of The Big Night dinner. Like the meal itself, the post cannot be rushed and is a work in progress. Pazienza, Mi'Amici, Pazienza....)

*I post a lot of pictures on Instagram. Do you have it on your phone? It rocks. The computer geeks that started the whole gig (and I think there are maybe 10 of them) just sold the whole kit and caboodle to Facebook for $1 billion. I like it because the photos make me look hella skinny. I may be switching my blog feed to Tumblr, because it is Instagram friendly. Ciao!

Friday, April 20, 2012

What Would Gia Do?: I Would Re-Create The Big Night Dinner

What Would Gia Do?: I Would Re-Create The Big Night Dinner: I love a good culinary challenge, assuming it's not a wedding cake, or involves butchering something bigger than my dog. Otherwise, b...

I Would Re-Create The Big Night Dinner




I love a good culinary challenge, assuming it's not a wedding cake, or involves butchering something bigger than my dog. Otherwise, bring it on. I Ain't Skeered.
So I have been threatening for a while to throw A Big Night dinner party. If you have not seen the movie, you must! Got directly to Netflix as soon as you are done reading this. It has three of my favorite things: Louis Prima's music, Food and Isabella Rossellini (I dare you to say her name once. You can't. You have to say it over and over again: EES-ah-Bell-Ah ROHSS-ah-Leen-ee, EES-ah-Bell-Ah ROHSS-ah-Leen-ee)
  
The Piece de Resistance is Il Timpano.

                                                              It looks like this:




                               Il Timpano courtesy of Proud Italian Cook. Great recipes!!!







                                                       It should taste like this:




I have been cooking for two days already: Sauce, Meatballs, Dough. i have even made the Ricotta filling for Cannolis! B T Dubs, if you live in  Birmingham, Western bakery in Mountain Brook has Cannoli Shells.
Stay Tuned Amici!